College Football Awards Week 9 (Mississippi Burning Edition)

Hello and welcome to week nine of the college football awards, where we're under the weather, but soldiering on, anyway.

Because where would we be without our daily dose of bad jokes and pointless puns from America's favorite fake awards show?

That's a rhetorical question. Please don't answer it.

This week...Hugh Freeze has brain freeze, LSU's taker of souls collects another one, TCU hangs 82 on Tech and the fashion police are stopping by yet again.

That is if my sinus-addled brain can remember all of that by the time I get to the slides.

But I'm not making any promises.

Let's get to it.