The NFL's 5 Worst Head Coaches Of 2014
PICTURED BELOW: SHANAHAN AND GRIFFEN III AFTER HAVING DRAWN A LINE OF CHALK DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STADIUM. THUS DECLARING "YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE AND I WILL STAY ON MINE" in 2013
The NFL's 5 Worst Head Coaches in 2013 proved to be a close competition. Mike Shanahan was honored with the #1 spot for going 'all in' on the NFL's newest gimmick[*see aricle 1] 'the read option' and it's poster boy, Bobert Griffen III, Esq. The Redskins and Shanahan gave a king's ransom and even sacrificed the knee joints of RGIII in order to almost win a playofff game in 2012 and limp through 2013 with 3 wins. The head coaches of 2014 provide a strong cases to dethrone the reigning champion of crappiness. All of the gaffes and failures. have been so much fun, that I could not wait until the end of the regular season to declare the sulton of sucking and lame ducking.
[ARTICLE 1: The Wildcat Offense]
The five coaches are graded on a variety of categories and algorithims. The result yields perect metrics pertaining to the field of judging your peers and surpriors. Truthfully, silently sitting in the judgement of another person is the best way to feel good about oneself. Most coaches in the NFL got their start coaching while watching a game at home while yelling at the television. Ofen this will enable a person to verbalize an acurate post-prediction, and always knowing what SHOULD have happened, instead of what ACTUALLY happened.
Missing from this year's award show is Fake Andy Reid, seen left below -Not during the apocolypse-
Fake Andy Reid was the Co-Worst Coach of 2012, sharing the honor with his dopplganger. However, this did not stop the dynamic duo from ruiniting in Kansas City where they became a successful tandem once again. Proving that a change of scenary really does fix any relationship, no matter how much of an alcoholic your spouse is.